Got me the strangest woman Believe me this trick's no cinch But I really get her going When I whip out my big 10 inch Record of a band that plays the blues Well a band that plays the blues She just love my big 10 inch Record of her favorite blues Last night I...
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Backstroke lover Always hidin' 'neath the covers 'Til I talked to your daddy, he say He said, "You ain't seen nothin' 'Til you're down on a muffin Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways" I met a cheerleader Was a real young bleeder Oh, the times I could reminisce 'Cause the best things of...
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Back when Cain was able Way before the stable Lightning shot right down from the sky A mothership with fate said let's give it a try Conscience was related Man, he was created Lady luck took him by surprise Her sweet and bitter fruit It surely opened his eyes Well, she ate it Lordy, it...
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Uncle Salty told me stories of a lonely Baby with a lonely kind of life to lead Her mammy was lusted, Daddy he was busted They left her to be trusted 'til the orphan bleeds But when she cried at night, no one came And when she cried at night, went insane Uncle Salty told...
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In the attic, lights Voices scream Nothing seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothing is left for the years Voices scream Nothing seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys in the attic Toys,...
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When I'm in heat and someone gets a notion I jump to my feet, I hoof it to the ocean We hit a beach where no one give a hoot Nobody never ever wears a suit The ladies there, they look so proud That's 'cause they know that they're so well endowed I am not...
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Loose-hearted lady, sleepy was she Love for the devil brought her to me Seeds of a thousand drawn to her sin Seasons of wither holding me in Oh woe is me, I feel so badly for you Oh woe is me, I feel so sadly for you in time Bound to lose your mind Live...
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Well, on a train, I met a dame She rather handsome, we kinda looked the same She was pretty, from New York City I'm walking down that old fair lane I'm in heat, I'm in love But I just couldn't tell her so I said, train kept a-rolling all night long Train kept a-rolling all...
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Stagecoach lady, hourglass body Making things glow in the night Well, she would if she could, and she'd be good if she would only Tell her lover she be out tonight Because I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad, can't get me none of that! Salt Lake...
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Well she's a woman of the world, and God she knows it She'll turn my head every time she shows it Yeah, nothing you can do, nothing you can say No way you can try to change her way She might be gone tomorrow, honey, say what you gotta say Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, what...
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