It’s the holiday remix
Ah-ah
Think I only want you under my mistletoe
I might change your contact to “Has a Huge North Pole”
You said you like my stockings better on the floor
Boy, I’ve been a bad girl, I guess I’m getting coal, oh
Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like “Ho, ho, ho”
I don’t want Santa’s elves underneath this ol’ tree
Here’s a lil’ carol I wrote, it’s about you and me (Me)
You’re my wish list
Lookin’ at you got me thinkin’ Christmas
Snowflakes in my stomach when we’re kissin’
And when you’re comin’ down the chimney
Oh, it feels so good
I need that Charles Dickens
You’ll be Santa Claus and I’ll be Mrs
I’ll take you for a ride, I’ll be your Vixen
I don’t even know, I’m talkin’ Christmas
I’m talkin’, I’m talkin’ (Ah-ah-ah-ah)
I’m talkin’ deckin’ all the halls
I’m talkin’ spikin’ eggnog
I’m talkin’ opposite of small
I’m talkin’ big snowballs
You got a new toy for me
I’m out here trimmin’ the tree
I caught that holiday glee
My true love gave it to me
Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like “Ho, ho, ho, ho”
And I don’t want Santa’s elves (Don’t want) underneath this ol’ tree (Tree)
Here’s a lil’ carol I wrote (Yeah), it’s about you and me
You’re my wish list (Wish list)
Lookin’ at you got me thinkin’ Christmas (Christmas)
Snowflakes in my stomach when we’re kissin’ (When we’re kissin’)
And when you’re comin’ down the chimney
Oh, it feels so good
I need that Charles Dickens (No)
You’ll be Santa Claus and I’ll be Mrs. (Mrs., uh)
I’ll take you for a ride, I’ll be your Vixen
I don’t even know, I’m talkin’ Christmas (Oh-oh-oh)
I’m talkin’ (Talkin’), I’m talkin’, I’m talkin’ (Talkin’)
I’m talkin’, I’m talkin’ (Na-na-na), I’m talkin’
(Blah-blah, blah-blah)
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah)
I’m talkin’ chestnuts (Talkin’)
I’m talkin’, I’m talkin’
Look at all those presents, that’s a big sack
Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap
Woke up this morning, thought I’d write a Christ-smash
How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast
Oh
Festive Flirtation: Sabrina Carpenter’s Playful Holiday Twist
Sabrina Carpenter’s “A Nonsense Christmas” takes the traditional spirit of the holidays and infuses it with a cheeky, flirtatious energy. The lyrics playfully reimagine seasonal clichés, blending romantic innuendo with familiar Christmas references. From mistletoe to “big snowballs,” Carpenter uses clever wordplay and double entendres to create a lighthearted, slightly naughty atmosphere perfect for modern holiday playlists. The song’s recurring refrain about wish lists and stockings adds a cozy yet mischievous vibe, making it a standout among contemporary Christmas tracks.
Holiday Romance Reimagined
Carpenter’s signature wit shines throughout, with lines that pair classic imagery—like Santa, Mrs. Claus, and chimneys—with playful, modern twists. The song celebrates the fun and excitement of holiday romance, as the narrator dreams up festive scenarios and playful exchanges. Rather than sticking to tradition, “A Nonsense Christmas” embodies the joy of making new memories and inside jokes, all set to an infectious pop beat.
Song Credits
- Artist: Sabrina Carpenter
- Songwriters: Sabrina Carpenter, Julia Michaels, Julian Bunetta, JP Saxe
- Release Year: 2022
- Label: Island Records