Author: lyricspedia

My mom loves her purse, daddy loves his telescope Sammy loves his spy kit, Peter loves his jump rope Ooh, yeah My sister Amy gets a bike, brother gets a tambourine And Amy's husband, Dave, gets a, uh, pass My mom loves cashmere, my father loves photography And Amy's husband, Dave, loves Amy Giving gifts...

If I fall in love with all my problems, will they leave me too? Well maybe I believed in all your lies, 'cause I believed in you Why were you somewhere else when you were next to me? I know, you know, it keeps me up Did you think about her face with your hands...

Baby, sorry I left you in the dark I always reach for your leg over there on your side of the car Baby, everything reminds me of you Nobody gets my jokes, everyone here thinks I'm fuckin' rude When I saw you cry, I didn't handle it well Without you here I don't know what...

It's the holiday remix Ah-ah Think I only want you under my mistletoe I might change your contact to "Has a Huge North Pole" You said you like my stockings better on the floor Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal, oh Let me come warm you up, you been out...

If you were a wise man Baby, you would drop Every other ho, ho, ho And put me on top Up there on your tree Better treat me like a star Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough Spend it on my heart Fuck the jet Send the sleigh It's a packed holiday And I got...

I'm sick and tired of this holiday Not good at being present anyway The songs are catchy but they're overplayed My relatives always know what to say to piss me off Small talk in the kitchen Dated, dumb traditions Who sucks competition Call it pessimism December is a prison It just makes me miss him...

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten And children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow Duh duh duh dum Duh duh Duh duh dum Duh duh duh dum Duh duh Duh duh dum I said, I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With...

I know you're not The sharpest tool in the shed We had sex, I met your best friends Then a bird flies by and you forget I don't hear a word 'Til your guilt creeps in On a Tuesday, send a soft "hey" As if you really don't recall the time We were goin' right,...

The second I put my head on your chest She knew she's got a real sixth sense Now her name comes up once, then it comes up twice And without her even being here, she's back in your life Now she's in the same damn city on the same damn night And you've lost all...

I was in a sheer dress the day that we met We were both in a rush, we talked for a sec Your friend hit me up so we could connect And what are the odds? You send me a text And now the next thing I know, I'm like Manifest that you're oversized I...