Barmageddon
High tech coffee talk
Shotgun weddin’
There ain’t no telling
How it’s gonna go
Barmageddon
You never know
Just what your gettin’
Win, lose or draw
It’s gonna be a show
There’s a neon sign
At the edge of town
A waterin’ hole
Where we can all throw down
Anything can happen there
And it usually does
We got suits and cowboys
And kids and freaks
We all high five at the end of the week
Come Monday it’ll be alright
But we’re still gonna have a buzz
From Barmageddon
High tech coffee talk
Shotgun weddin’
There ain’t no telling
How it’s gonna go
Barmageddon
You never know
Just what your gettin’
Win, lose or draw
It’s puttin’ on a show
They got chainsaws and chicken wire
Tip jar mounted on an amplifier
A good ol’ boy up there
Asking for a dollars worth of Johnny Cash
Is he under the table or over the hill
Up from Ol’ red or Margaritaville
Dance all night or just tryin’ to chill
We’re all gonna have a blast
At Barmageddon
High tech coffee talk
Shotgun weddin’
There ain’t no telling
How it’s gonna go
Barmageddon
You never know just what your gettin’
Win, lose or draw
It’s gonna be a show
The Wild Spirit of Barmageddon
“Barmageddon” by Blake Shelton captures the essence of a rowdy night out where anything can happen. The lyrics paint a lively picture of a bar on the edge of town, where people from all walks of life come together to unwind, celebrate, and embrace unpredictability. With references to neon signs, shotgun weddings, and quirky bar antics, the song highlights a place where everyone is welcome and the unexpected is part of the fun. The chorus’s playful repetition amplifies the sense of community and excitement that defines these memorable nights.
Embracing the Unexpected
Shelton’s storytelling brings to life the unpredictable magic of a local watering hole. Whether you’re a suit, a cowboy, or just looking to dance or chill, “Barmageddon” is about finding joy in shared experiences and letting loose. The clever imagery of chainsaws, tip jars, and spontaneous performances reinforces that in this bar, rules are few and laughter is guaranteed.
Song Credits
Artist: Blake Shelton
Release Year: 2022