If you were a wise man
Baby, you would drop
Every other ho, ho, ho
And put me on top
Up there on your tree
Better treat me like a star
Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough
Spend it on my heart
Fuck the jet
Send the sleigh
It’s a packed holiday
And I got options, babe
If you don’t wanna
Buy me presents
Drink me like a warm glass of milk
If you’re not gonna race here from the
North Pole to Beverly Hills
Just to keep my stocking filled
Well I know somebody who will
Somebody who will
Uh-huh
Somebody who will
Somebody who will
Buy me presents, baby
He’s a little bit older
Like super old
Got a bit of a dad bod
From a city that’s colder (Brrr)
But damn it, he’s so hot
He knows when I’m sleeping
And he knows when I’m not
I haven’t like seen him in a while, he’s probably just busy at his workshop
Fuck the jet
Send the sleigh
It’s a packed holiday
And I got options, babe
If you don’t wanna
Buy me presents
Drink me like a warm glass of milk
If you’re not gonna race here from the
North Pole to Beverly Hills
Just to keep my stocking filled
So filled
Well I know somebody who will
Somebody who will
Somebody who will
Somebody who will
Buy me presents, baby
If you don’t wanna
Buy me presents
Drink me like a warm glass of milk
If you’re not gonna race here from the
North Pole to Beverly Hills
Just to keep my stocking filled
Well I know somebody who will
A Playful Take on Holiday Romance
“buy me presents” by Sabrina Carpenter brings a cheeky, modern twist to the classic holiday love song. With witty lyrics and clever wordplay, Carpenter explores themes of affection, desire, and the playful expectations that come with the festive season. The song cleverly intertwines traditional Christmas imagery—like Santa, sleighs, and stocking stuffers—with contemporary relationship dynamics. Sabrina blends humor and sass, making it clear she’s looking for someone who will go the extra mile (or from the North Pole to Beverly Hills) to win her heart. The recurring motif of having “options” adds a confident, empowering edge, showing that she won’t settle for less than she deserves.
Song Credits
- Artist: Sabrina Carpenter
- Release Year: 2023