I'm sick and tired of this holiday Not good at being present anyway The songs are catchy but they're overplayed My relatives always know what to say to piss me...
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten And children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow Duh duh...
Oh, I leave quite an impression Five feet to be exact You're wonderin' why half his clothes went missin' My body's where they're at Now I'm gone, but you're still...
I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way I promise 'em that you're different and...
(I won't give a fuck about you) Oh, mm (I won't give a fuck about you) Mm When I love you, I'm sweet like an angel Drawin' hearts 'round our...
I know you're not The sharpest tool in the shed We had sex, I met your best friends Then a bird flies by and you forget I don't hear a...
He's good for my heart, but he's bad for business Tears me apart when he grants my wishes All of my friends think I've gone crazy But they don't know...
You're good at the falling, not the staying there You're good at the giving too much, then getting scared You're good at impersonating someone who cares And you had me...
Oh so you do have a type? And it's not me Oh so you can reply? Just to not me If you wanted brown eyes I could have got contacts...
(Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do) (Do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do) Oh, not another take Oh, it's like that I'm your dream come true when it's on a platter for you Then you...