Dysentery Gary – Blink-182

[Tom DeLonge:]

Got a lotta heartache, he’s a fuckin’ weasel

His issues make my mind ache, wanna make a deal

‘Cause I love your little motions you do with your pigtails

What a nice creation, worth another night in jail

He’s a player, diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with Mom and trying on his father’s tights

Life just sucks, I lost the one

I’m giving up, she found someone

There’s plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies, be sure to choose the right guys

You’ll come back to me maybe, I’ll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heartache, he’s a fucking weasel

Decisions make my mind ache, wanna make a deal

[Mark Hoppus:]

Ease away the problems and the pain

The girl will chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream

All along, you wish that she would stay

Fuck the guy that took her and ran away, and

[Tom DeLonge:]

He’s a player, diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with Mom and trying on his father’s tights

Life just sucks, I lost the one

I’m giving up, she found someone

There’s plenty more, girls are such a drag

Fuck this place, I lost the war

I hate you all, your mom’s a whore

Where’s my dog? ‘Cause girls are such a drag

Bitter Humor and Teenage Frustration

“Dysentery Gary” by Blink-182 is a classic example of the band’s knack for blending humor with heartfelt emotion. The lyrics paint a vivid picture of adolescent heartbreak and jealousy, as the narrator grapples with losing a love interest to someone he deems unworthy. Through sarcastic jabs and tongue-in-cheek insults, the song captures the raw, unfiltered feelings that often accompany teenage relationships. The catchy, fast-paced delivery amplifies the sense of frustration and resignation, making it both relatable and cathartic for listeners dealing with similar experiences.

The Sting of Rejection

Underneath the comedic exterior, the song delves into the pain of rejection and the universal feeling of inadequacy when someone moves on. Lines about “giving up” and “girls are such a drag” reveal vulnerability masked by bravado. The playful yet biting language showcases Blink-182’s signature style, where laughter and pain intermingle seamlessly, reflecting the confusion of youth and the sting of lost love.

Song Credits

Songwriters: Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge
Release Year: 1999
Label: MCA Records