It’s the most nonsense time of the year
They gave me a special, they said “It would test well”
As if I had fear
It’s the most nonsense time of the year
It’s the ho, ho-ho-iest special of all
The champagne is bubbling
Entendres are doubling
When I deck your halls
It’s the ho, ho-ho-iest special of all
There’ll be songs all crescendoing, hot innuendoing
Dancers who flex and keep time
There’ll be wit for the smarties
And you know the best part is it’s all on Netflix’s dime
No, seriously, they told me I could have an unlimited budget as long as I go viral, so I’m gonna break the set just to do it!
It’s the most nonsense time of the year
If you’re hot and you’re young
And your stocking’s well hung
By the chimney with care
It’s the most nonsense time of the year
There’ll be singing and jesting, celebrity guesting
Huge packages under the tree
I’ll be playing my bangers with elf doppelgängers
So please, please, please have faith in me
There are comedy specials, and there are music specials, and there are holiday specials
But who does musical comedy holiday specials?
A lot of people
But do those specials have celebrity guests?
Yes, they do!
Everyone with a musical comedy holiday specials does them with celebrity guests, and this is one of those
There’ll be divas so stunning and seasonal punning
And costumes in red and in green
You can watch with your aunties
I might mention panties
But don’t fret, it’s TV-14
It’s the most nonsense time of the year
Well, I’ve learned all my blocking
So please stuff my stocking with holiday cheer
It’s the most nonsense time
Yes, it’s the most nonsense time
What’s a third really good rhyme?
Of the year
A Playful Twist on Holiday Traditions
Sabrina Carpenter’s take on “It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year” transforms the classic festive anthem into a sparkling, tongue-in-cheek celebration of holiday specials—and the wild, surreal world of modern entertainment. With witty lines like “It’s the most nonsense time of the year” and “champagne is bubbling, entendres are doubling,” Carpenter pokes fun at the glittery extravagance of holiday TV, the pressure to go viral, and the endless parade of celebrity guests. The lyrics are packed with clever wordplay and playful double entendres, making every verse a delightful surprise.
Meta-Holiday Humor and Netflix Spectacle
This version stands out for its self-awareness, referencing Netflix’s “unlimited budget” and the formulaic nature of musical comedy holiday specials. Carpenter cleverly acknowledges the traditions of these specials—big productions, star-studded cameos, and cheeky humor—while inviting listeners to laugh along. The track is both a loving tribute and a satirical send-up, capturing the chaos, joy, and commercialism of the season in one entertaining package.
Song Credits
- Artist: Sabrina Carpenter
- Songwriters: Sabrina Carpenter