Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can’t wait till Christmas time
When I can roll you in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slipping up high, slipping down low
Love ’em and leave ’em, on with the show
Yes
Ah-ah-ah
Alright
Listen
I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital “S”
Get a date with the woman in red
Want to be in heaven with three in a bed
Said, yeah
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can’t have it
But I want it, but it don’t matter
She got it, and I can’t get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
Oh, yeah
Ha-ha
I want a mistress for Christmas
Come on
Easy come, easy go
Slipping high, slipping low
Alright
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can’t have it
I want it, don’t matter
She got it, and I can’t get it
(Mistress)
He got it, and I want it
(For Christmas)
They got it, and I can’t have it
(Mistress)
But I want it, it don’t matter
(For Christmas)
She got it, and I can’t get a
Mistress for Christmas (You know what I’m talking about)
(Mistress for Christmas)
You got to send her down
You got to send her down
(Mistress for Christmas)
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack, yeah
I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah
Playful Holiday Antics in “Mistress For Christmas”
With “Mistress For Christmas,” AC/DC delivers a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek twist on the typical holiday song. The lyrics are packed with the band’s signature irreverence, as they blend Christmas imagery with bold innuendo and rock ‘n’ roll swagger. Rather than focusing on traditional holiday themes, the song humorously explores desires that fall outside the realm of standard festive cheer. Playful lines about wanting a “mistress for Christmas” and references to reindeer, smoke stacks, and jingle bells cleverly intertwine holiday motifs with adult fantasy, making the track a standout in any non-traditional Christmas playlist.
Song Credits
“Mistress For Christmas” was written by Angus Young and Malcolm Young. It was released in 1990 on the album The Razors Edge under the Atco label.