Woah-oh-woah
Woah-oh-woah-woah
Yeah
Weren’t you the one
That said you weren’t hungry
“Just go ahead and eat your food”
I was the only one
That anticipated that dinner would suck
And my order is about to go through
I’m not eating that food
There’s nothing you can do
“Can I have some?” You dream, man
My hands up on the mouse
No one better be in this house
Because
This is my pizza
My pizza
It’s my slice, my slice, pizza pie
This is my pizza
My pizza
I waited 30 minutes
And now I’m chowing down on my pizza
My pizza
It’s my pie, my pie
Not your freakin’ pie it’s mine
It’s my pizza
My pizza
I waited for so long
And now I’m chowing down on my pizza
Ooooooh
Yeah
Tomatoes, hey I’ll see you later
I can’t eat you right now
Because I hate vegetables
I’m eating so much now
Much I never dreamed of
God, I am so happy
Now I have to throw up
[*throwing up*]
This is my pizza
My pizza
It’s my pie, my pie, pizza pie
This is my pizza
My pizza
It’s my pie, not your pie
Pizza pie
This is my pizza
My pizza
It’s my slice, my slice, pizza pie
This is my pizza
My pizza (oooo)
I waited 30 minutes
And now I’m chowing down on my pizza
Lighthearted Cravings: Exploring the Fun Behind “My Pizza”
Charlie Puth’s “My Pizza” is a playful anthem that transforms a simple craving into an epic, relatable experience. The lyrics are full of wit, humor, and a touch of dramatic flair as Puth narrates the all-too-familiar saga of sharing food (or refusing to) with someone who initially claimed not to be hungry. The song’s catchy refrain emphasizes the personal attachment—and triumph—of finally getting to enjoy a hard-earned pizza, only to face the consequences of overindulgence in the end. With its bouncy melody and tongue-in-cheek storytelling, “My Pizza” captures the universal joy and protectiveness we feel over our favorite foods.
Song Credits
Artist: Charlie Puth
Songwriters: Charlie Puth