There’s this one guy
There’s no one like him in all the world
‘Cause you can always see
Those girls down on their knees
In those dark sweaty rooms
Planning out his thoughts
He’s waiting for just the right
One by one as they
Walk right through the door, they
Keep on coming back I
Guess they just want more
He has fun fun fun and you
Might call him a whore, but
Just look where he’s at ’cause
He is the one that scores
[Mark:]
Well Tom, it looks like he’s passing the ball to his tight end
[Tom:]
I wasn’t sure if he knew that a tight end
Could be a wide receiver
But ha-ha, but little does he know
[Mark:]
Yeah, he won’t be alone this weekend I don’t think
[Tom:]
That’s funny that you say that because, uh
Like a dog he’s loyal to his bone
I saw my friend there
Out on the field today
I asked him where he’s going, he said
“All the way,” now
One by one as they
Walk right through the door, they
Keep on coming back I
Guess they just want more
He has fun fun fun and you
Might call him a whore, but
Just look where he’s at ’cause
He is the one that scores
Go!
The Story Behind “Touchdown Boy”
“Touchdown Boy” by Blink-182 paints a humorous and cheeky portrait of a charismatic character who is the center of attention. The lyrics use football metaphors to describe his popularity and many romantic conquests, creating a playful double entendre that adds to the song’s charm. The references to “passing the ball” and “tight ends” are tongue-in-cheek, blending sports lingo with tales of social and romantic exploits. The dialogue between Mark and Tom mid-song gives the track a uniquely Blink-182 touch—irreverent, witty, and self-aware.
Fun and Rebellion in True Blink-182 Style
This track exemplifies Blink-182’s early punk roots, combining youthful mischief with clever wordplay. The song focuses less on judgment and more on celebration of a carefree, fun-loving lifestyle. Through energetic instrumentals and playful banter, “Touchdown Boy” captures the essence of the band’s irreverent humor and their ability to find lightness in everyday situations.
Song Credits
- Artist: Blink-182
- Songwriters: Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge
- Release Year: 1995