If you’re too sensitive, well turn this off
If you’re offended by these words then please fuck off
If you’re an asshole with a dick
Then that’s something I can lick
Then maybe we can call ourselves proctologists
When I first took you out to sushi on a date
You took me home, I sadly pumped away
On your stomach, face or ass
It’s your fault that I came fast
So don’t blame it on me, that’s a you thing
Blunt Honesty and Irreverence
“TURN THIS OFF!” by Blink-182 pulls no punches, opening with a warning to sensitive listeners and diving straight into a barrage of explicit, tongue-in-cheek humor. The lyrics showcase the band’s trademark irreverence and willingness to provoke, blending crude jokes with self-deprecating wit. The first verse lampoons both the easily offended and the overtly brash, poking fun at both sides with equal measure. Blink-182 leans into shock value, but it’s delivered with their signature playful absurdity.
Relationships and Awkward Confessions
The second half of the song shifts to an awkward romantic encounter, described with comic honesty. The band turns a potentially embarrassing moment into a punchline, emphasizing that everyone carries their own baggage and quirks. Rather than shouldering blame, the lyrics playfully nudge responsibility back and forth, making light of imperfections in relationships.
Song Credits
Artist: Blink-182
Release Year: 2023