When I Kissed The Teacher – ABBA

When I Kissed The Teacher Lyrics

Everybody screamed,

When I kissed the teacher

And they must have thought they dreamed,

When I kissed the teacher

All my friends at school

They had never seen the teacher blush,

He looked like a fool

Nearly petrified

'Cause he was taken by surprise

When I kissed the teacher

Couldn't quite believe his eyes,

When I kissed the teacher

My whole class went wild

As I held my breath,

The world stood still,

But then he just smiled

I was in the seventh heaven,

When I kissed the teacher

One of these days

Gonna tell him I dream of him every night

One of these days

Gonna show him I care,

Gonna teach him a lesson alright

I was in a trance,

When I kissed the teacher

Suddenly I took the chance,

When I kissed the teacher

Leaning over me,

He was trying to explain

The laws of geometry

And I couldn't help it,

I just had to kiss the teacher

One of these days

Gonna tell him I dream of him every night

One of these days

Gonna show him I care,

Gonna teach him a lesson alright

What a crazy day,

When I kissed the teacher

All my sense had flown away,

When I kissed the teacher

My whole class went wild

As I held my breath,

The world stood still,

But then he just smiled

I was in the seventh heaven,

When I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)

When I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug him)

When I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)

When I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug him)

When I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)

A Joyful Pop Fantasy: Exploring the Lyrics

Innocence and Rebellion in the Classroom

“When I Kissed The Teacher” by ABBA captures the heady rush of a schoolgirl crush in the most exuberant way. The lyrics paint a vivid picture of a spontaneous, almost dreamlike moment where the protagonist acts on her feelings, much to the shock and amusement of her classmates. The act of kissing the teacher is both a bold rebellion against school norms and an innocent expression of affection. The repeated references to the entire class going wild and the teacher being caught off guard add a playful, almost comedic touch to the narrative.

The Thrill of Seizing the Moment

The song’s protagonist is swept up in the excitement and nervousness of her daring act. Lines like “I held my breath, the world stood still” and “I was in the seventh heaven” highlight the overwhelming mix of emotions. The lyrics suggest that sometimes life’s most memorable moments come when we act on impulse. The fleeting, transformative experience is something the narrator cherishes, as it breaks up the monotony of the classroom and infuses her everyday life with a sense of adventure.

Dreams, Fantasies, and Playful Storytelling

Throughout the song, the character’s infatuation with her teacher is portrayed in a light-hearted, whimsical manner. The repeated refrain about dreaming of him every night and wanting to “teach him a lesson” plays with the double meaning of learning and love. The chorus is catchy and filled with youthful longing, but always keeps the tone fun and non-threatening. In true ABBA fashion, the storytelling is approachable and relatable, making it easy for listeners to recall their own youthful crushes and the excitement of doing something a little bit daring.

Song Credits

Songwriters: Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus

Release Year: 1976

Label: Polar Music